Your problem is you're... too busy holding onto your unworthiness. ~Ram Dass
Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. ~Will Rogers
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart
Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, "I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?" ~Bill Watterson
In the infancy of societies, the chiefs of the state shape its institutions; later the institutions shape the chiefs of state. ~Baron de Montesquieu
Readjusting is a painful process, but most of us need it at one time or another. ~Arthur Christopher Benson
John Hancock: "And we will call that country the United States of America."
When our vices desert us, we flatter ourselves that we are deserting our vices. ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Beauty... is the shadow of God on the universe. ~Gabriela Mistral, Desolacion
Bread deals with living things, with giving life, with growth, with the seed, the grain that nurtures. It is not coincidence that we say bread is the staff of life. ~Lionel Poilane
Jumping for joy is good exercise. ~Author Unknown
Time is a figure eight, at its center the city of Deja Vu. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. ~Dutch Proverb
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. ~Bill Kelly
Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise. ~Lord Chesterfield
The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football. ~Sandy Strang
If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another. ~Yiddish Proverb
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" ~Rodney Dangerfield
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. ~Author unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur
One should eat to live, not live to eat. ~Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV
Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Never use the passing years as an excuse for old age. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Life is its own journey, presupposes its own change and movement, and one tries to arrest them at one's eternal peril. ~Laurens van der Post