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  • Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. ~Author Unknown



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  • For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind... ~Hosea 8:7



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  • The world we have created is a product of our thinking; it cannot be changed without changing our thinking. ~Albert Einstein



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  • Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



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  • It seemed to be a necessary ritual that he should prepare himself for sleep by meditating under the solemnity of the night sky... a mysterious transaction between the infinity of the soul and the infinity of the universe. ~Victor Hugo



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  • My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~Joan Rivers



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  • I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does. ~Cathy Ladman



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  • We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival. ~Winston Churchill



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  • The part can never be well unless the whole is well. ~Plato



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  • One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us. ~Michael Cibenko



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  • The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. ~Oscar Wilde



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  • One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. ~Will Durant



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  • If all the beasts were gone, men would die from a great loneliness of spirit, for whatever happens to the beasts also happens to the man. All things are connected. Whatever befalls the Earth befalls the sons of the Earth. ~Chief Seattle of the Suquamish Tribe, letter to President Franklin Pierce



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  • I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. ~Mark Twain



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  • A new wound makes all the old ones ache again. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



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  • Do not nurse a kid who wears braces. ~Author Unknown, "Nursing Mother Principle"



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  • Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. ~Niccolo Machiavelli



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  • Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will. ~Author Unknown



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  • Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind. ~Austin O'Malley



    There are no perfect men in this world, only perfect intentions. ~Pen Densham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves



    Good-byes breed a sort of distaste for whomever you say good-bye to; this hurts, you feel, this must not happen again. ~Elizabeth Bowen



    Our virtues and vices couple with one another, and get children that resemble both their parents. ~George Savile, Marquess de Halifax, Miscellaneous Thoughts and Reflections



    The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles? ~John Adams, letter to Thomas Jefferson, 20 June 1815



    Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? ~Jason Love