
George W. Bush will protect your unborn fetus, then send your grown child to die in war. ~Rick Claro

As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence. ~Alcibiades
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Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it. ~Psalms 34:14

I got a sewing machine for my husband! Good trade, huh? ~Author Unknown

One man's constant is another man's variable. ~Alan J. Perlis

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. ~Lee Trevino

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

The world has never yet seen a truly great and virtuous nation because in the degradation of woman the very fountains of life are poisoned at their source. ~Lucretia Mott

If something smells fishy, the neurotic knows everything is going just right. ~Terri Guillemets

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? ~Vin Scully

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. ~Gene Perret

Happiness is like a kiss - it feels best when you give it to someone else. ~Author Unknown

Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football. ~Ondino Viera

History does not unfold: it piles up. ~Robert M. Adams, Bad Mouth

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. ~Michael Jordan

In any other sport, if you miss the catch all you lose is the ball. ~Author Unknown

He is invariably in a hurry. Being in a hurry is one of the tributes he pays to life. ~Elizabeth Bibesco

When we Indians kill meat, we eat it all up.... When we build houses, we make little holes. When we burn grass for grasshoppers, we don't ruin things. We shake down acorns and pinenuts. We don't chop down the trees. ~Wintu Indian, quoted in Julian Burger, The Gaia Atlas of First Peoples, 1990
The night before I left Las Vegas I walked out in the desert to look at the moon. There was a jeweled city on the horizon, spires rising in the night, but the jewels were diadems of electric and the spires were the neon of signs ten stories high. ~Norman Mailer
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me. ~R. Geis
Cards are war, in disguise of a sport. ~Charles Lamb
Poverty is the mother of crime. ~Marcus Aurelius
I think it's bad to talk about one's present work, for it spoils something at the root of the creative act. It discharges the tension. ~Norman Mailer